Early Game (song)

To the tune of Kanye West's Runaway, a song about cheese in Starcraft 2. Enjoy.

And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Runaway fast as you can She find pictures in my email I sent this bitch a picture of my dick I don't know what it is with females But I'm not too good at that shit See, I could have me a good girl And still be addicted to them hood rats And I just blame everything on you At least you know that's what I'm good at And I always find, yeah, I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Runaway fast as you can Runaway from me, baby Runaway, runaway from me, baby Runaway I'm about to get crazy, then runaway Use the thug plan, runaway as fast as you can Runaway from me, baby Runaway, runaway from me, baby Runaway, I'm about to get crazy Why can't she just runaway? Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can 24/7, 365, pussy stays on my mind I-I-I did it, alright, alright, I admit it Now pick your next move You could leave or live with it Ichabod Crane with that motherfucking top off Split and go where? Back to wearing knockoffs, ha, ha Knock it off, Neiman's, shop it off Let's talk over Mai Tai's, waitress, top it off Ho's like vultures, wanna fly in your Freddy loafers You can't blame 'em, they ain't never seen Versace sofas Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet Comes with a price tag, baby, face it You should leave if you can't accept the basics Plenty ho's in the baller-nigger matrix Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless I'm just young, rich and tasteless, P Never was much of a romantic I could never take the intimacy And I know it did damage 'Cause the look in your eyes is killing me I guess you knew another vantage 'Cause you could blame me for everything And I don't know how I'ma manage If one day you just up and leave And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Runaway fast as you can

And I always do, yeah, I always do something wrong Whenever I play a match that takes too long I'm so gifted at finding out where I will win the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast: Let's have a toast for the 6 pool Let's have a toast for the 2 rax Let's have a toast for the all ins And all the two base timings Let's have a toast for the 2 gate Win the game or expand late Baby I've got a plan Win the game fast as you can I've been going through my replays Ain't seen too many GGs I know you're supposed to play standard But I'm not too good at that shit See I can have me a good game And still get smoked by a death ball And I just blame everything on lag At least let me play what I'm good at And I always do, yeah, I always do, yeah I always do something wrong Whenever I play a match that takes too long I'm so gifted at finding out where I will win the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast: Let's have a toast for the 6 pool Let's have a toast for the 2 rax Let's have a toast for the all ins And all the two base timings Let's have a toast for the 2 gate Win the game or expand late Baby I've got a plan Win the game fast as you can Win the game for me baby, Early game, win the game for me baby Early game; when the micro gets crazy, I'll win the game Use some cheese man, win the game fast as you can Win the game for me baby, Early game, win the game for me baby Early game; when the micro gets crazy That's when you just win the game Baby I've got a plan, win the game fast as you can 24/7, 365, ladder points on my mind I-I-I I did it, alright alright, I admit it Cannon at your main You can leave or deal with it I don't play for the motherfucking GGs Split and go where? More banes than Husky, ha ha Knock it off, trying to S and D Maybe next time you should scout my proxy Noobs on ladder, wanna fly in with Banshees You can't blame 'em, after getting rushed by DTs Every probe, every drone, every worker Adds to your economy, baby, face it Don't complain if you can't accept the basics Time to wall-off before blizzard minute six Need to be set to counter the races Ask the bros Sean and Tasteless, J Never really planned for the late game I made my attacks so early And I know it did damage 'Cause our chat is you BMing me I'm guessing I'm at an advantage, 'Cause I can use lings for everything But I don't know how I'ma manage If you get to expo number three And I always do, yeah, I always do something wrong Whenever I play a match that takes too long I'm so gifted at finding out where I will win the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast: Let's have a toast for the 6 pool Let's have a toast for the 2 rax Let's have a toast for the all ins And the two base timings Let's have a toast for the 2 gate Win the game or expand late Baby I've got a plan Win the game fast as you can

-Colin