Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Early Game (song)



To the tune of Kanye West's Runaway, a song about cheese in Starcraft 2. Enjoy.

And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know

Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Runaway fast as you can

She find pictures in my email
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good at that shit

See, I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to them hood rats
And I just blame everything on you
At least you know that's what I'm good at

And I always find, yeah, I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know

Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Runaway fast as you can

Runaway from me, baby
Runaway, runaway from me, baby
Runaway I'm about to get crazy, then runaway


Use the thug plan, runaway as fast as you can

Runaway from me, baby
Runaway, runaway from me, baby
Runaway, I'm about to get crazy
Why can't she just runaway?

Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can

24/7, 365, pussy stays on my mind
I-I-I did it, alright, alright, I admit it
Now pick your next move
You could leave or live with it

Ichabod Crane with that motherfucking top off
Split and go where? Back to wearing knockoffs, ha, ha
Knock it off, Neiman's, shop it off
Let's talk over Mai Tai's, waitress, top it off

Ho's like vultures, wanna fly in your Freddy loafers
You can't blame 'em, they ain't never seen Versace sofas
Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet
Comes with a price tag, baby, face it

You should leave if you can't accept the basics
Plenty ho's in the baller-nigger matrix
Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless
I'm just young, rich and tasteless, P

Never was much of a romantic
I could never take the intimacy
And I know it did damage
'Cause the look in your eyes is killing me

I guess you knew another vantage
'Cause you could blame me for everything
And I don't know how I'ma manage
If one day you just up and leave

And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know

Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Runaway fast as you can
And I always do, yeah, I always do something wrong

Whenever I play a match that takes too long
I'm so gifted at finding out where I will win the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast:

Let's have a toast for the 6 pool
Let's have a toast for the 2 rax
Let's have a toast for the all ins
And all the two base timings

Let's have a toast for the 2 gate
Win the game or expand late
Baby I've got a plan
Win the game fast as you can

I've been going through my replays
Ain't seen too many GGs
I know you're supposed to play standard
But I'm not too good at that shit

See I can have me a good game
And still get smoked by a death ball
And I just blame everything on lag
At least let me play what I'm good at

And I always do, yeah, I always do, yeah I always do something wrong
Whenever I play a match that takes too long
I'm so gifted at finding out where I will win the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast:

Let's have a toast for the 6 pool
Let's have a toast for the 2 rax
Let's have a toast for the all ins
And all the two base timings

Let's have a toast for the 2 gate
Win the game or expand late
Baby I've got a plan
Win the game fast as you can

Win the game for me baby,
Early game, win the game for me baby
Early game; when the micro gets crazy, I'll win the game
Use some cheese man, win the game fast as you can

Win the game for me baby,
Early game, win the game for me baby
Early game; when the micro gets crazy
That's when you just win the game

Baby I've got a plan, win the game fast as you can

24/7, 365, ladder points on my mind
I-I-I I did it, alright alright, I admit it
Cannon at your main
You can leave or deal with it

I don't play for the motherfucking GGs
Split and go where? More banes than Husky, ha ha
Knock it off, trying to S and D
Maybe next time you should scout my proxy

Noobs on ladder, wanna fly in with Banshees
You can't blame 'em, after getting rushed by DTs

Every probe, every drone, every worker
Adds to your economy, baby, face it

Don't complain if you can't accept the basics
Time to wall-off before blizzard minute six
Need to be set to counter the races
Ask the bros Sean and Tasteless, J

Never really planned for the late game
I made my attacks so early
And I know it did damage
'Cause our chat is you BMing me

I'm guessing I'm at an advantage,
'Cause I can use lings for everything
But I don't know how I'ma manage
If you get to expo number three

And I always do, yeah, I always do something wrong

Whenever I play a match that takes too long
I'm so gifted at finding out where I will win the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast:

Let's have a toast for the 6 pool
Let's have a toast for the 2 rax
Let's have a toast for the all ins
And the two base timings

Let's have a toast for the 2 gate
Win the game or expand late
Baby I've got a plan
Win the game fast as you can

-Colin

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